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There is no continuity to the landscape; it is all drama, all punctuation marks 27

5. nóv 2016 16:19

Photos by Lily Stockman

Book a camper van online. Do absolutely no subsequent planning if you are a Last Minute sort of person—or—buy a detailed road map of Iceland and a copy of Halldor Laxness’s Independent People if you are an Organized Planny sort of person.

If you arrive through door number one (ahem), purchase items from door number two at the Reykjavík airport upon landing. Then gasp at how you just blew USD 50. Get over it. Iceland’s expensive. This is why you are sleeping in a van and will subsist mostly on those curiously delicious Icelandic hot dogs and a lot of soup.

And you will love it.

Approach a Stranger
Not bragging, but if you won the edible plant identification award every year at nature camp, well then by golly go ahead and eat those wild bilberries. I do not recommend this course of action to most people (see McCandless, Christopher). But boy were they delicious.

Skip the guide book and ask locals for recommendations: hot springs, abandoned turf houses, waterfalls, puffin colonies. If you approach a stranger and say “Good day, Guðrún. Pray here might I ride a pony?” they will, without fail, give you a helpful answer.

[Note to self: for a fun new game, try this tactic back in New York.]  

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imagedapple_horse.jpg

Icelandic horses The colours of the horses' coat come in over 100 varieties.

We revisit past adventures as we drive: one moment the landscape is northwestern Montana, all glaciers and hardscrabble granite peaks, a herd of horses a dun-colored smudge against the electric green meadows below. Then it’s flat, flat, everywhere flat: the grassy steppe of Mongolia.

Then mossy outcroppings, salt air, a cacophony of gulls—we're in coastal Maine!—and then it’s into the lava fields and igneous cones of another planet entirely. There is no continuity to the landscape here; it is all drama, all punctuation marks. The topography is a string of staccato notes on the bars of a river.

The Idea of Happiness
For some people, the idea of happiness is making bad instant soup on a camp stove in the mountains and reading aloud by the light of the midnight sun. For these people, Iceland is the happiest place on earth.

Rule of thumb: The smaller the village, the better the stew. I buy skeins of undyed wool in all the colors of North Atlantic sheep, colors of North Atlantic rock: quartz, granite, gneiss, hornblende, coal. A rainbow for the colorblind. A knitting project in the passenger seat.

When the adorable punk rocker waitress gives you directions to an abandoned thermal pool deep in the mountains, you GO. You cannot believe things like this exist. How magical the world can be. 

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Stuck in the mud An ill-advised stop on the side of the road ensnares the camper van.

No matter how badly you want to blurt out “I TOLD YOU SO” when the van gets stuck in the mud you warned your spouse so lovingly did not look like a good place to pull over, do not say so. Because after trying to dig out in the driving rain for two hours you are then stuck sleeping next to this person in your steeplyinclined camper van for the night. Instead perhaps it is best just to laugh and hug him and say, “well isn't this an adventure!”

Wake up happy! Finally, a place where I can talk openly about elves and fairies!

Drive, Windows Down
Fog, rain, blinding sunshine, hail, wind that snaps the doors off cars (park into the wind). We happily submit to the whims of the gods; when in doubt, pull over and make camp.

You’d be amazed how much skyr [a local dairy product] two people can consume over the course of five days. And how much we wished our otherwise perfect camper van had the dignity of an audio upgrade since the 1990s: friends, we had a TAPE DECK and three unplayable Sigur Rós albums for our entire journey.

However. There exists in the western peninsula of the great island of Iceland a radio station devoted entirely to the most obscure gems of early Nashville Sound. Which turns out to be a pretty swell soundtrack for the drive.

We call this chapter Patsy Cline Was My Copilot Through Middle Earth.

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Sunset

Sunset staccato topography Hardscrabble granite peaks, grassy steppe, and lava fields and dinner ahead.

 

imageberries.jpg

Organic mountain snack … if you won the edible plant identification award every year at nature camp, well then by golly go ahead and eat those wild bilberries.

 

imageturf_house_i.jpg

A deserted house in East Iceland One of many left behind in the wake of modern migration to urban centers.

We drive, windows down, awe-struck as the glacial valley unfurls before us. We stop and take in the view, start and sing Patsy Cline. We sip the morning coffee we brewed on our camp stove and let it last, for we have nowhere to rush off to, nowhere to be but in this marvelous little camper van, together, on this marvelous little island.

For once, we don’t talk about the future, we don’t draw up life plans, we don’t enumerate expectations and analyze how to execute them. We just drive.

Lily Stockman is a visual artist based in Brooklyn, New York. More of her work can be seen and read at www.lilystockman.com.

imagenatures_bath.jpg

Mývatn Nature Baths The other blue lagoon, located in Northeast Iceland.

 

imagepool.jpg

Seljavallalaug pool Famous Icelandic hot water bathing in the middle of the mountains, right next to a glacial river.

 

New York artist Lily Stockman and her husband skiped the guide books and explored Iceland for six days in a rented camper van, gathering recommendations from locals along the way.

Photos by Lily Stockman

Book a camper van online. Do absolutely no subsequent planning if you are a Last Minute sort of person—or—buy a detailed road map of Iceland and a copy of Halldor Laxness’s Independent People if you are an Organized Planny sort of person.

If you arrive through door number one (ahem), purchase items from door number two at the Reykjavík airport upon landing. Then gasp at how you just blew USD 50. Get over it. Iceland’s expensive. This is why you are sleeping in a van and will subsist mostly on those curiously delicious Icelandic hot dogs and a lot of soup.

And you will love it.

Approach a Stranger
Not bragging, but if you won the edible plant identification award every year at nature camp, well then by golly go ahead and eat those wild bilberries. I do not recommend this course of action to most people (see McCandless, Christopher). But boy were they delicious.

Skip the guide book and ask locals for recommendations: hot springs, abandoned turf houses, waterfalls, puffin colonies. If you approach a stranger and say “Good day, Guðrún. Pray here might I ride a pony?” they will, without fail, give you a helpful answer.

[Note to self: for a fun new game, try this tactic back in New York.]  

imagepaint_horse.jpg

imagedapple_horse.jpg

Icelandic horses The colours of the horses' coat come in over 100 varieties.

We revisit past adventures as we drive: one moment the landscape is northwestern Montana, all glaciers and hardscrabble granite peaks, a herd of horses a dun-colored smudge against the electric green meadows below. Then it’s flat, flat, everywhere flat: the grassy steppe of Mongolia.

Then mossy outcroppings, salt air, a cacophony of gulls—we're in coastal Maine!—and then it’s into the lava fields and igneous cones of another planet entirely. There is no continuity to the landscape here; it is all drama, all punctuation marks. The topography is a string of staccato notes on the bars of a river.

The Idea of Happiness
For some people, the idea of happiness is making bad instant soup on a camp stove in the mountains and reading aloud by the light of the midnight sun. For these people, Iceland is the happiest place on earth.

Rule of thumb: The smaller the village, the better the stew. I buy skeins of undyed wool in all the colors of North Atlantic sheep, colors of North Atlantic rock: quartz, granite, gneiss, hornblende, coal. A rainbow for the colorblind. A knitting project in the passenger seat.

When the adorable punk rocker waitress gives you directions to an abandoned thermal pool deep in the mountains, you GO. You cannot believe things like this exist. How magical the world can be. 

imageunhappy_camper.jpg

Stuck in the mud An ill-advised stop on the side of the road ensnares the camper van.

No matter how badly you want to blurt out “I TOLD YOU SO” when the van gets stuck in the mud you warned your spouse so lovingly did not look like a good place to pull over, do not say so. Because after trying to dig out in the driving rain for two hours you are then stuck sleeping next to this person in your steeplyinclined camper van for the night. Instead perhaps it is best just to laugh and hug him and say, “well isn't this an adventure!”

Wake up happy! Finally, a place where I can talk openly about elves and fairies!

Drive, Windows Down
Fog, rain, blinding sunshine, hail, wind that snaps the doors off cars (park into the wind). We happily submit to the whims of the gods; when in doubt, pull over and make camp.

You’d be amazed how much skyr [a local dairy product] two people can consume over the course of five days. And how much we wished our otherwise perfect camper van had the dignity of an audio upgrade since the 1990s: friends, we had a TAPE DECK and three unplayable Sigur Rós albums for our entire journey.

However. There exists in the western peninsula of the great island of Iceland a radio station devoted entirely to the most obscure gems of early Nashville Sound. Which turns out to be a pretty swell soundtrack for the drive.

We call this chapter Patsy Cline Was My Copilot Through Middle Earth.

(Text continues below photos)

Sunset

Sunset staccato topography Hardscrabble granite peaks, grassy steppe, and lava fields and dinner ahead.

 

imageberries.jpg

Organic mountain snack … if you won the edible plant identification award every year at nature camp, well then by golly go ahead and eat those wild bilberries.

 

imageturf_house_i.jpg

A deserted house in East Iceland One of many left behind in the wake of modern migration to urban centers.

We drive, windows down, awe-struck as the glacial valley unfurls before us. We stop and take in the view, start and sing Patsy Cline. We sip the morning coffee we brewed on our camp stove and let it last, for we have nowhere to rush off to, nowhere to be but in this marvelous little camper van, together, on this marvelous little island.

For once, we don’t talk about the future, we don’t draw up life plans, we don’t enumerate expectations and analyze how to execute them. We just drive.

Lily Stockman is a visual artist based in Brooklyn, New York. More of her work can be seen and read at www.lilystockman.com.

imagenatures_bath.jpg

Mývatn Nature Baths The other blue lagoon, located in Northeast Iceland.

 

imagepool.jpg

Seljavallalaug pool Famous Icelandic hot water bathing in the middle of the mountains, right next to a glacial river.